Sunday, February 01, 2009

more rules from God because She said so

If I were the religious leader of a church that believed that God was female I would amend a few religious laws and commandments.

Only women can fully participate in the religious celebrations of faith, because they are the only ones educated enough to understand the theology and philosophy. So only women could be priests and ministers. Men can be support persons, cleaning, dusting, washing church linens, hosting fund raisers....

If men committed adultry they should be stoned.

If men committed rape they should be stoned.

If men had sex before marriage they should be stoned.

Men should not be allowed outside the home unless accompanied by a female relative.

A Man cannot speak to a woman unless he is given permission by his female relatives.

If men had a sexual "discharge" of any kind they would have to undergo a ritual cleansing before having relations with their wife. (like the women who had to be churched after the birth of their children, or the Jewish women who must be ritually bathed after menstruation before entering relations with thier husband) Of course this would mean lots of ritual cleansing for teen age boys who have wet dreams.....but hey, not my rules. God dictates these things and we must obey the rules of God, right?

Well, what's so wring with these rules? Don't Christians, Jews and Muslims impose some of the same rules on the WOMEN of their faith?

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